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This Chicken Got Hands, and he really, really does... out now on iOS and Android

by Aurora Mar 15,2025

This Chicken Got Hands is exactly what the title suggests: a game where you play a chicken on a rampage after its eggs are stolen. Crash, bash, and smash your way through the farmer's property in a quest for revenge.

The current trend of casting players as seemingly harmless animals driven to violence continues with this game, joining the ranks of Squirrel With a Gun, Goose Game, and Goat Simulator. This Chicken Got Hands fully embraces this chaotic spirit!

While the title itself isn't groundbreaking, the game's premise is simple: race through a nicely rendered 3D farm, taking out targets to annoy the egg-thieving farmer. You'll race against the clock, upgrading your stats and abilities, and using a variety of moves in fast-paced chicken-based action. Although the graphics might seem a bit overdone in places (the depth of field, for example), the gameplay looks quite fun.

A screenshot of This Chicken Got Hands showing a chicken standing in a field, coins ahead of it ready to be collected

A Shocking Price Range

However, the in-app purchase information listed in the store caught my attention. The range, from £0.99 to a staggering £38.99, is noteworthy and warrants discussion. The exact purpose of such a wide price range remains unclear, raising questions about the game's hidden monetization strategies.

If you're looking for other recent game reviews, check out Catherine Dellosa's review of Kardboard Kings, a card-shop simulator offering a fun but somewhat flawed experience.