It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to facepalm. This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play LLC.
The game's premise is delightfully absurd: lick the world as fast as you can (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D Earth—water or land—to rack up points and conquer the leaderboard.
Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F-35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane). On Earth, you'll encounter tongue-in-cheek landmarks such as the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.
The game's quirky charm extends to its daily rotating objects: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.
Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), solar eclipse glasses, and more, obtainable through rewarded ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even introduced a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.
Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via "LickGPT"), and acquire a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum and, of course, Trump's hair.
